Oasis FM launches new CanaryABC darts portal
To attract more interest in the local friday darts league, main sponsor Oasis FM has in collaboration with CanaryABC launched a new fantastic darts portal. The web portal were on a computer which was launched from a window on third floor at the Oasis towers by one representative from each company last Monday.
Mr.Booze named "Most sexy darts team in history"
A poll which included more than 80% of all active players in the Oasis Fm Friday darts league has seen the Mr.Booze team of the 2008/09 team win the prestigious award of "Most sexy darts team in history". According to several voters, the rough and natural look of certain team members were decisive.
Another twist in the debate about new players
The debate about the use of unregistered players has hit new heights after the league awarded Our place playgirls an 8-0 victory following a complaint regarding their recent game against Bar El Sol B. Fielding a chimp in the fifth single, the home team secured the victory after a lenghty double one run.
Darts experiment proved to be a fiasco and cancelled
A scientific experiment which originally was described as "innovative" and "step forward" by the president of the local darts league, Roscoe Ferguson, has after one month of research been abandoned after the initial idea of a human person holding the dartboard proved to be "irresponsible and dangerous".
Jealous dart player attempts to harpoon wife
A jealous husband was arrested last saturday, suspected to have attempted to use a 40g dart to harpoon his wife and cause serious damage in a darts game the day before. Fuelled by a previous argument, he launched the dart at his wife in anger but was caught on a mobile camera by another player.
